At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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