if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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