Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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