i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Randomize
