sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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