I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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