Pants 0. Shit 1.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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