Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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