school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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