HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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