Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
