fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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