Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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