I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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