What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just invented taco cereal.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
