so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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