Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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