She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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