ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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