are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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