There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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