We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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