sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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