Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
