She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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