i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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