wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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