Your tits are I can't wait for
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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