You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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