Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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