i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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