She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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