bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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