She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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