He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
he fucked my hip out of place.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Randomize