she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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