your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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