no. you can't hotbox the world.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Holy shit dude........stairs
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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