Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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