Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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