Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
This is my gift to your gina
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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