no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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