Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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