it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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