She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
