i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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