fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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