I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
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