So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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