Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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