you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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