i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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