Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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