How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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