and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Randomize
