Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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